YOU SHALL ACCEPT THAT YOUR NEBULA KITTEN IS NOT A PET, BUT A CELESTIAL BEING SENT TO RULE YOUR HOUSEHOLD

YOUR BED, COUCH, AND HEART ARE NOW OFFICIALLY SHARED TERRITORIES - RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE 3-5 AM ZOOMIES ARE NOT MISCHIEF, BUT INTERGALACTIC ENERGY TRANSMISSIONS

YOU SHALL PROVIDE OFFERINGS OF DELICIOUS MEALS, COSY SPACES, CAT TREES AND THE OCCASIONAL CARDBOARD BOX - FOR BALANCE MUST BE KEPT IN THE UNIVERSE

GROOMING IS NOT A DUTY, IT IS AN ACT OF DEVOTION TO YOUR STAR - BORN FELINE

YOU AGREE TO ANSWER EVERY MEOW FOR SILENCE IS CONSIDERED RUDE ACROSS THE GALAXY

YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER, LAPTOP, AND FRESHLY WASHED CLOTHES EXIST MAINLY FOR OBSERVATION DUTIES

YOU VOW TO CHERISH EVERY MOMENT - FROM COSMIC CUDDLES TO UNEXPECTED HAIRBALL METEORS

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT LOVE FROM A NEBULA CAT IS INFINITE, UNCONDITIONAL, AND SLIGHTLY DRAMATIC